Evil misogynist greatsword
A wicked looking sword (in both regards of the description “wicked looking”), which seems to be able to speak telepathically on command.
Once a proud and wicked demon prince, Androprimus was the Demon Prince of Misogyny, who was slain in battle due to the treachery of his ex-lover, Lustrina. Since then, he has made it his profane purpose to destroy all bearers of the vah-jay-jay.
He manipulates the barbarian Crystal Cans into doing evil acts by promising her affection, and it seems she is stupid enough to listen.