Androprimus

Evil misogynist greatsword

Description:

A wicked looking sword (in both regards of the description “wicked looking”), which seems to be able to speak telepathically on command.

Bio:

Once a proud and wicked demon prince, Androprimus was the Demon Prince of Misogyny, who was slain in battle due to the treachery of his ex-lover, Lustrina. Since then, he has made it his profane purpose to destroy all bearers of the vah-jay-jay.

He manipulates the barbarian Crystal Cans into doing evil acts by promising her affection, and it seems she is stupid enough to listen.

Androprimus

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