For years, the worlds Atop the Table have lived peacefully, blissfully unaware of the pointy-eared menace that lay in the shadows, waiting to bring about a coup of the most slender and graceful variety. None suspected that events foretold in the diaries of Hermey the Heretic Dentist would have ever come true that 2001 holiday season, when elves finally gained a stranglehold on the American public and were able to completely dominate the known gaming universe.

Led by Empress Mialee, the elves have conquered the many worlds (except for Mystara, but come on, no one ever remembers Mystara anyway), but there is a hope in the form of a ragtag band of rebels… but, can they pull together long enough to oust these dirty, freaking elves?

Freaking Elves

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